Current manbearpig threat level : ORANGE (Danger near!)

Report Sighting	About me, AlGore	Photos of manbearpig
Sightings Map		F.A.Q.

gallery of photographs of manbearpig

Photographic proof that the government has been infiltrated by manbearpig	manbearpig seen in Paris, France	manbearpig sighting in Colorado	Rhys sends proof that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM, is manbearpig/a manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Australia : manbearpig's meat locker.
genetic monstrosity manbearpig weaning its young! More here.	manbearpig in Florida.

manbearpig warning

Warning! If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial.

Have you seen the manbearpig?

If seen do not approach! Call AlGore at once! AlGore will personally rush to the scene, investigate, and save your life and the lives of your pets from the manbearpig and then AlGore will be hero of the worlds.

Things you need to know

mouth breathing is a proven technique to prevent manbearpig attacks. The sound of mouth breathing can confuse the manbearpig's radar-like echolocation system. Serial. Has manbearpig ever attacked Ben Affleck? No! Case closed.