manbearpig.net - the worldwide clearinghouse site for all manbearpig sightings, attacks and impending devastation

View Larger Map

latest map entries

manbearpig spotted in North Palm Beach, FL.
manbearpig kills moonshiners in the Ozarks leaving large sulphur deposits and the salmon-like odor still lingering in the vicinity.
manbearpig sighted quarterbacking for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I tried to verify this via a google image search but I stumbled across this and went temporarily blind.
manbearpig rapes trees in Pelham, Georgia. manbearpig splooge taints local peaches.
manbearpig eats a cat in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia
manbearpig seen on Bourbon Street and St. Ann Street in New Orleans, Louisiana
manbearpig mistakes Zach in milwaukee, wisconsin for a raccoon and tries to eat him.
Ray survives an encounter with manbearpig in Appleton, Wisconsin.
manbearpig counterattacks in Kirkuk, Iraq. Terren K. requested an airstrike but the Air Force liaison (who looked like a man who was part bear and part pig) just grunted and ate a Private.
manbearpig seen eating a deer in Batavia, Ohio.
manbearpig seen at Marlton Middle School in Marlton, New Jersey having lunch with the teachers (the correspondant may have meant having a lunch of teachers)
Nathan reports that manbearpig has ravished the Canadian provinces of Saskatchewan and Manitoba leaving most of the area a barren wasteland. A google image search confirms that much of Saskatchewan and Manitoba are now barren wasteland.
manbearpig spotted in Scotland by someone named Lemur007 and his/her dog.
manbearpig seen at a school in Newtown, Ohio. Hopefully he was wearing pants this time.
manbearpig has been seen in the Hunt Valley, Maryland area wearing pants pulled up to his neck and a bad bowl-cut.
manbearpig was seen at the New England Aquarium in Boston, Ma releasing all of the eels and penguins and eating everything else.
manbearpig roams near a manbearpig nest on Anne St. N, in Barrie, Ontario, Canada
manbearpig attacks the Bishop Luffa School in Chichester, England. 345 dead. The survivors are trapped in the gym. Any competent Prime Minister would have already formed a Ministry of manbearpigness to deal with issues like this.
Rob M. in Michigan claims he sexually assaulted manbearpig with his butt. Sure, Rob, keep telling yourself that's what happened.
manbearpig seen walking down Fredrick Street in Hanover, Pennsylvania. The correspondant notes that people "were extremely frightened" but forgot to mention how many were killed.
manbearpig attacks Fort Wayne, Indiana. The world asks "what about Indianapolis?"
manbearpig seen ripping people apart in Lake Orion, Michigan. Orion = Hunter. Note : manbearpig may be into astrology.
manbearpig spotted in Blue Springs, Missouri doing unnatural things to someone named Tanner and Tyler. (by the way, Jayme, the smell of Hot Pockets does not drive manbearpig away. This is a common urban legend.) As an aside, manbearpig, while wearing a red dress, once tried to pick me up in a bar there called the Trouser Mouse.
manbearpig seen in Hartford, WI. Anthony was outside without a shirt and survived because upon manbearpig seeing his hairy torso manbearpig was deceived into thinking it was another manbearpig. Back hair is a very bad manbearpig deterrent. manbearpig would normally have attempted to mate with Anthony (and with fatal results).
In Knightdale, North Carolina, Josh J. was attacked by manbearpig, pooped his pants and then admitted to listening to Celine Dion in his truck. Poor Josh, that story makes me sad. Serial.
manbearpig reported in Los Angeles, California stalking Miley Cyrus, an actress in a Chinese TV show called Ha Na Motana. The possibly hybrid manbearpig is seen on the right of this photo moments before eating a small dog.
manbearpig assaults cats in Abbot, Maine. In addition to being on the watch for manbearpig also watch for a creature that is half man, half bear, half pig and half cat.
manbearpig seen driving recklessly in Guilford, Maine. Several dead. Yes, manbearpig eats roadkill.
manbearpig kills mimes in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada. Note : it seems invisible boxes are no protection from manbearpig.
A Hollander/Netherlander/Dutch guy was eaten by manbearpig. Before being eaten he noticed sulfur deposits on his sofa and possible manbearpig tracks on his lawn. Take note. It is better to panic sooner rather than latter.
manbearpig sighted in Kirkuk, Iraq training suicide bombers! Small arms fire and grenades were used to drive off manbearpig but in the future the best course of action would be to call for air support and lots of napalm. Or nukes.
manbearpig seen eating people in Punta Gorda, Flordia.
manbearpig seen raping dogs in Parkman, Maine. That is really not good. I'm serial. Look for AlGore brand canine chastity belts available here soon.
manbearpig seen hunting for balls at the High School in Guilford, Maine
manbearpig hops the pond and roams Potters Bar, Herts, England. At my request, the German army has volunteered to assault the area. They seemed very eager.
manbearpig seen killing in Alexander City, Alabama. Avoid the Lake Martin Area Woods until further notice.
manbearpig spotted in Deerfield and Dover, New Hampshire (by spotted I mean smelled)
manbearpig sighted outside of Milwaukee, WI (the correspondant claims manbearpig was driven off by the thunder of a million Harleys but manbearpig just may not have been hungry)
manbearpig devours elk in Bend, Oregon (except the hooves, of course)
manbearpig doing... something in Jacksonville, Flordia.
John notes that "Manbearpig and super Devil have infiltrated the navy and are causing shenanigans" at Naval Air Station, Whidbey island, Washington. Shenanigans!
manbearpig seen lurking in Columbus, Ohio. Billie Rae barely escapes.
manbearpig seen "around the trees" at Quirindi High School in Quirindi, NSW Australia. He isn't picking fruit. He's hunting fresh meat.
manbearpig sighted in Nayarit, Mexico. ¡Evacuar! ¡Ahora!
manbearpig eats Youngstown, Ohio. Survivors unlikely.
manbearpig spotted underwater in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
manbearpig kills Japanese tourists at Castle Neuschwanstein, Guenzach, Germany. Have I mentioned that flash photography tends to provokes manbearpig? I probably should have mentioned that earlier.
manbearpig claims the Gateway Arch in St Louis, MO for his own.
manbearpig spotted in Barcelona, Spain making asinine comments about the Columbus statue pointing at the Mediterranean instead of pointing West.
manbearpig invades the Medford Projects in Medford, Massachussetts.
manbearpig engages in a viking-like rape and pillaging in Lahti, Finland!
Ryan in Rapid City, South Dakota engages manbearpig. Will someone please pick up his bloodied body?
manbearpig throws children in Ocoee, Flordia. Only a savage plays with his food.
manbearpig seen in the Loch Ness bar in New Richmond, Wisconsin. Stay sober enough to determine it is a human or a manbearpig you are taking home!
manbearpig goes to a baseball game! several dead!
manbearpig attmpts to end geography as we know it in Grafton, WI!
manbearpig violates Wellston High School in Wellston, Ohio
manbearpig terrorizes Islamabad!
manbearpig crosses channel! Oxfordshire, UK doomed!
manbearpig savages school in Salem, CT.
manbearpig commits canineicide in Portland, OR! the tragic story
manbearpig hunts in Ontario, Canada! Anyone near Napanee and Kingston : please evacuate in an orderly manner.
manbearpig attacks Belgium! Local waffle farmers are in despair!
manbearpig runs amok in Pittsfield, Maine!
manbearpig spotted in Grand Junction, CO.
the people of Rockton, IL ignore warnings about manbearpig. They'll regret that after manbearpig kills and eats them.
manbearpig found in the forests of Medina Ohio
Cody saved from certain death in Happy Valley, Oregon by the teachings of his super-awesome hero AlGore.
manbearpig claims not to be a menace while menacing Richmond,VA.
manbearpig hunting in Monroe school
manbearpig seen again in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys!
manbearpig prepares for open genocidal warfare in York, Pennsylvania!
manbearpig seizes Australia! Rhys sends PROOF that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM is manbearpig/manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Obviously, Kevin Rudd's lip licking is a sign that he is slave to his manbearpig savagery as he hungers and yearns for the taste of warm, moist, bloody flesh.
manbearpig in Crystal Lake, Illinois! Soon to be known as Blood Lake!
manbearpig in Shoals, Indiana : a soon to be ghost town!
manbearpig in Rockford, IL. Evidence the Pentagon is part of a vast pro-manbearpig conspiracy!
manbearpig in New Zealand eating sheep! This is the beginning of the end of the ovine species, people!
manbearpig kills at Park School in Pikesville, Maryland! Chuck nearly killed!
manbearpig managing a K-Mart in Alice Springs, Australia!
manbearpig stalks in Hunt Valley, Maryland!
Edward R. a rotting corpse in Northern Territory, Australia!
manbearpig kills Canuck! Canada doomed!
manbearpig infiltrates Mountain State Academy. A generation to be lost in mindless propaganda! (the bad kind of propaganda)
manbearpig sighted in Yoakum, Texas near a school! Won't someone think of the children!
manbearpig sighted in Thompson, Connecticut
manbearpig sighted in Minonk, Illinois
manbearpig sighted in South Park, Colorado
manbearpig's track sighted in Nevada
manbearpig sighted in France