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manbearpig attacks mullet headed women in China, Texas.
I'm pretty sure (84-90% sure) that this is not manbearpig.
manbearpig takes over Beaumont, Texas.
manbearpig seen destroying hotdog stands in Mianus, Connecticut.
manbearpig spotted in Rawson, Ohio by Anthony Montgomery, Trevor Miller, and Nathan Ferguson.
manbearpig jumping out of bushes in Sintra, Portugal.
manbearpig seen robbing hobo shoes and beer in Tartu, Estonia.
manbearpig rampages through Port au Prince, Haiti. Thousands dead.
manbearpig seen in Rawson, Ohio terrorizing stray cats and eating yellow snow.
manbearpig seen at a snowcone stand in Forest Hill, MD.
manbearpig overturned a bus in Werribee, Victoria, Australia.
manbearpig tracks seen in the snow in Scotland.
manbearpig lurks around a park in Wenatchee, Washington.
manbearpig mauls Elvis impersonators at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.
manbearpig seen eating a burrito at Chipotle in Elmhurst, Illinois.
Attention everyone : all of this talk about emails, FOI requests, and fudged data is only distracting us from the real issues that must be addressed before it is too late. Therefore instead of making people buy a book I'm just going to tell everyone how to deal with climate change. I won't pretend it will be easy or won't have costs. The solution to climate change is to buy and wear special "climate change" clothes - wear lighter clothes when it is hot and thicker, heavier, warmer clothes or even layers of clothes when it is cold. Now, we can get back to the real global threat : MANBEARPIG!
manbearpig seen sniffing around Barranquilla, Colombia.
manbearpig seen eating like a pig in Ontario, California.
manbearpig sighted in La Puente, California.
manbearpig seen in Tampa, Florida.
manbearpig spotted in the Flamingo & Sandhill area of Las Vegas, Nevada. It appeared either pregnant or fat.
manbearpig sighted in the ESL room at McAnally School, Aledo, Texas celebrating Mr. McKenzie's Birthday with Franky, Oscar and Joaquin. There were no reports of survivors.
manbearpig ate a goat in Jayson's backyard in Kingsville, Ohio. manbearpig is on the loose so keep your goats indoors.
manbearpig crushed dissent at Keller Auditorium in Portland, Oregon.
manbearpig seen leaving odorous deposits in Reynoldsburg, Ohio.
manbearpig looks for a girl named Katie in Yankton, South Dakota.
manbearpig attacks Gary Coleman in Los Angeles, California. A national treasure profaned. This is a sad, sad day.
manbearpig spotted in Northern Texas.
manbearpig seen in Golden, Colorado. Here is a professional sketch artist's rendering based on eye witness descriptions.
manbearpig seen eating out of Bill's garbage at 22 Craige Avenue, Tyabb, Victoria, Australia.
manbearpig seen attacking Ami's baby in Pixie Hollow, Maryland (not on the map yet as I can't ind it).
manbearpig repeatedly stalks Surany, Slovakia.
manbearpig seen in Brisbane, Australia by Mikayleah but it may have been on TV.
manbearpig is running for governor of Connecticut. Once governor manbearpig will most likely use the powers of the state to invade Rhode Island.
manbearpig seen in Washington State's Olympic Peninsula abusing otters. Blurry photo here.
manbearpig attacks the food supply in Haverhill, Massachusetts. Thousands expected to starve. Photographic proof here
manbearpig spotted in San Clemente, California talking with the ghost of Richard Nixon and conspiring against me.
manbearpig seen stealing shoes and eating Spainards in Valencia, Spain.
manbearpig smashes a building in Huangpu, China.
Chris in Louisville, KY notes that his coworker, Mo, was bitten by manbearpig and infected him with either swine flu or more likely human-ursine-swine flu.
manbearpig sighted in Warren, Ohio. Warren was a childhood home of Neil Armstrong, thus begining a moonlanding/manbearpig connection.
manbearpig droppings seen in Gilbert, Arizona
manbearpig seen urinating in the street in Bangalore, India
manbearpig seen in Wilton, Connecticut stealing supplies from a public toilet and then drove off in a red Jeep Wrangler.
manbearpig seen molesting Aidan in Terrigal, New South Wales, Australia
manbearpig eats a family of midgets in Martinez, California
manbearpig mauled Joshua in Stony Lafe, Michigan.
manbearpig seen in Salem, Missouri eating a small deer and complaining of low blood sugar
manbearpig seen with the beer at at CDB's pizza on Fowler Ave in Tampa, Florida
manbearpig seen in a pool in Corvallis, Oregon
manbearpig tried to eat Ray, Alannah and Melissa in Dix Hill, New York
manbearpig spotted in the 7-11 in Southampton, Pennsylvania
manbearpig seen eating fish outside of Nekoma, Kansas
manbearpig sighted in Haugesund, Norway blocking Kristian's view of the movie screen. manbearpig doesn't just want to kill you, manbearpig also wants to destroy your arts, your culture, and your way of life.
manbearpig seen trying to dip small children into a marinara sauce in Indianspolis, Indiana.
manbearpig spotted coming out of a disabled toilet at 2 The Boulevard, City West One Office Park, Leeds, UK. manbearpig preys on the most vulnerable of citizens : those in wheelchairs with the need to pee.
non-manbearpig related item : Dawn Johnson sent an email from "United Dogs and Cats team." Dogs and cats teaming up? While it isn't a manbearpig-type of global threat of human depopulation by manbearpig it is a worrying development.
manbearpig attacks Danny and Glenda in Dallas, Texas.
manbearpig devastates Fruitport, Michigan.
manbearpig spotted in New Jersey.
manbearpig seen in London, England playing X-Box Live.
manbearpig roams Chico, California.
manbearpig ate Carl's marmite sandwiches at the University of Winchester.
manbearpig seen in Edinburgh, Scotland. Henceforth, "Auld Reekie" shall be the term used to identify manbearpig's distinctive smell.
manbearpig seen at 1850 Gateway Drive, Suite 300, San Mateo, Ca
manbearpig in Virginia Beach, Virginia
manbearpig seen by Felicity at the erupting Mt. Redoubt in Alaska. Pics here
manbearpig attacks Abilene, Texas. Dillon's friends have all been eaten and Dillon is now lonely. (I mistakenly went to Abilene, Kansas and when I didn't find manbearpig I went to Sonic and had a couple cheeseburgers.)
manbearpig seen at the Elmira Maple Syrup Festival in Elmira, Ontario, Canada eating pancakes.
manbearpig seen humping staff at the High School in South Kingstown, Rhode Island.
manbearpig fondled a student and mated with a teacher at University of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
manbearpig spotted near Hardy, Virginia.
manbearpig depopulates Stockbridge, Michigan.
manbearpig attacked a truck on NH8 near New Delhi, India.
manbearpig seen eating a chihuahua in Frisco, Texas. The area is now likely contaminated with manbearpig diarrhea.
manbearpig left droppings in Ontario. No city was specified so all 12 million residents should begin panicking.
manbearpig stalks children in Narangba, Queensland, Australia. Have you no shame manbearpig?
manbearpig molests a doe (a deer, a female deer) in Manistee, Michigan. Poor Bambi.
manbearpig lurks menacingly at Coral Springs, Florida
manbearpig is based in the Galapagos Islands claims Daniel. A claim I'm unsure of considering it involves a mythical creature called a bearpig.
manbearpig attacks residents of Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England.
manbearpig eats tourists at Brighton, England.
manbearpig seen catching fish in the river at Rockton, Illinois
manbearpig stole Brandon's chips and salsa in Westerly, Rhode Island.
manbearpig nearly ate Devin in Douglas, Massachusetts.
manbearpig seen fixing planes at RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire, England.
manbearpig witnessed abusing people at Family Dollar store in Dexter, Maine.
manbearpig spotted sleeping in the woods of Pennsylvania.
manbearpig seen in Diyala Province of Iraq. SSG Hall promises to shoot manbearpig if he sees him again. While SSG Hall is not a professional manbearpig hunter I think he may have a chance if he has access to enough firepower.
manbearpig ate Philip's chickens in Waterford, Michigan.
manbearpig is seen here in a cunning disguise. Beware!!
manbearpig spotted feeding in Littleton, Colorado
manbearpig seen trying to eat small children at Kukui Mall, Maui, Hawaii
Dillon Pruitt wants to be just like me because I am super-awsome. Eat more donuts, kid.
manbearpig ate a swing set at Dauntsey's School, England. People of England, this is your only hope of survival, please rebel and install me as "His Royal Highness AlGore, Lord of the Realm" and install a sycophantic Rump Parliament to rubber stamp my every decision.
manbearpig leers at attractive students at a school in Milton, Vermont
manbearpig attacks Bucharest, Romania. Master GIS Staff of Bucharest sent a long, confusing email about laboratory glassware. It was almost as if he was trying to sell something and not report a manbearpig sighting. manbearpig must have caused some really serial brain damage there.
manbearpig attacks children in St. Charles, Illinois
manbearpig attacks Andrew Morrison
manbearpig kills and kidnaps in Greene, Ohio
manbearpig spotted near Turkish border. Everyone, as one would reasonablly expect, panics. It is very possible that the Turkish army has been fighting not against the PKK as is commonly claimed but secretly fighting against manbearpig. Fortunately, with the current lower cost of petroleum, plenty of naplam should be available to deal with a nascent manbearpig-istan.
manbearpig lurks about Idaho city, Idaho. No fatalities yet reported.
manbearpig ate Noah and Robert and chewed on Luc in Lafayette, California
manbearpig pounced on Jack at Tabor Science College, Braintree, Essex, UK.
manbearpig seen in Trolley Square of Wilmington, Delaware.
manbearpig stalks the Four Points Hotel in Canmore, Alberta, Canada
manbearpig spotted near school in Guilford, Maine
manbearpig attacks a boy in King and Queen, Virginia named Josh who was taking a dump in the school's flower bed. That'll teach Josh not to poop in the flower bed.
manbearpig spotted in North Palm Beach, FL.
manbearpig kills moonshiners in the Ozarks leaving large sulphur deposits and the salmon-like odor still lingering in the vicinity.
manbearpig sighted quarterbacking for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I tried to verify this via a google image search but I stumbled across this and went temporarily blind.
manbearpig rapes trees in Pelham, Georgia. manbearpig splooge taints local peaches.
manbearpig eats a cat in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia
manbearpig seen on Bourbon Street and St. Ann Street in New Orleans, Louisiana
manbearpig mistakes Zach in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for a raccoon and tries to eat him.
Ray survives an encounter with manbearpig in Appleton, Wisconsin.
manbearpig counterattacks in Kirkuk, Iraq. Terren K. requested an airstrike but the Air Force liaison (who looked like a man who was part bear and part pig) just grunted and ate a Private.
manbearpig seen eating a deer in Batavia, Ohio.
manbearpig seen at Marlton Middle School in Marlton, New Jersey having lunch with the teachers (the correspondant may have meant having a lunch of teachers)
Nathan reports that manbearpig has ravished the Canadian provinces of Saskatchewan and Manitoba leaving most of the area a barren wasteland. A google image search confirms that much of Saskatchewan and Manitoba are now barren wasteland.
manbearpig spotted in Scotland by someone named Lemur007 and his/her dog.
manbearpig seen at a school in Newtown, Ohio. Hopefully he was wearing pants this time.
manbearpig has been seen in the Hunt Valley, Maryland area wearing pants pulled up to his neck and a bad bowl-cut.
manbearpig was seen at the New England Aquarium in Boston, Ma releasing all of the eels and penguins and eating everything else.
manbearpig roams near a manbearpig nest on Anne St. N, in Barrie, Ontario, Canada
manbearpig attacks the Bishop Luffa School in Chichester, England. 345 dead. The survivors are trapped in the gym. Any competent Prime Minister would have already formed a Ministry of manbearpigness to deal with issues like this.
Rob M. in Michigan claims he sexually assaulted manbearpig with his butt. Sure, Rob, keep telling yourself that's what happened.
manbearpig seen walking down Fredrick Street in Hanover, Pennsylvania. The correspondant notes that people "were extremely frightened" but forgot to mention how many were killed.
manbearpig attacks Fort Wayne, Indiana. The world asks "what about Indianapolis?"
manbearpig seen ripping people apart in Lake Orion, Michigan. Orion = Hunter. Note : manbearpig may be into astrology.
manbearpig spotted in Blue Springs, Missouri doing unnatural things to someone named Tanner and Tyler. (by the way, Jayme, the smell of Hot Pockets does not drive manbearpig away. This is a common urban legend.) As an aside, manbearpig, while wearing a red dress, once tried to pick me up in a bar there called the Trouser Mouse.
manbearpig seen in Hartford, WI. Anthony was outside without a shirt and survived because upon manbearpig seeing his hairy torso manbearpig was deceived into thinking it was another manbearpig. Back hair is a very bad manbearpig deterrent. manbearpig would normally have attempted to mate with Anthony (and with fatal results).
In Knightdale, North Carolina, Josh J. was attacked by manbearpig, pooped his pants and then admitted to listening to Celine Dion in his truck. Poor Josh, that story makes me sad. Serial.
manbearpig reported in Los Angeles, California stalking Miley Cyrus, an actress in a Chinese TV show called Ha Na Motana. The possibly hybrid manbearpig is seen on the right of this photo moments before eating a small dog.
manbearpig assaults cats in Abbot, Maine. In addition to being on the watch for manbearpig also watch for a creature that is half man, half bear, half pig and half cat.
manbearpig seen driving recklessly in Guilford, Maine. Several dead. Yes, manbearpig eats roadkill.
manbearpig kills mimes in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada. Note : it seems invisible boxes are no protection from manbearpig.
A Hollander/Netherlander/Dutch guy was eaten by manbearpig. Before being eaten he noticed sulfur deposits on his sofa and possible manbearpig tracks on his lawn. Take note. It is better to panic sooner rather than latter.
manbearpig sighted in Kirkuk, Iraq training suicide bombers! Small arms fire and grenades were used to drive off manbearpig but in the future the best course of action would be to call for air support and lots of napalm. Or nukes.
manbearpig seen eating people in Punta Gorda, Flordia.
manbearpig seen raping dogs in Parkman, Maine. That is really not good. I'm serial. Look for AlGore brand canine chastity belts available here soon.
manbearpig seen hunting for balls at the High School in Guilford, Maine
manbearpig hops the pond and roams Potters Bar, Herts, England. At my request, the German army has volunteered to assault the area. They seemed very eager.
manbearpig seen killing in Alexander City, Alabama. Avoid the Lake Martin Area Woods until further notice.
manbearpig spotted in Deerfield and Dover, New Hampshire (by spotted I mean smelled)
manbearpig sighted outside of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (the correspondant claims manbearpig was driven off by the thunder of a million Harleys but manbearpig just may not have been hungry)
manbearpig devours elk in Bend, Oregon (except the hooves, of course)
manbearpig doing... something in Jacksonville, Flordia.
John notes that "Manbearpig and super Devil have infiltrated the navy and are causing shenanigans" at Naval Air Station, Whidbey island, Washington. Shenanigans!
manbearpig seen lurking in Columbus, Ohio. Billie Rae barely escapes.
manbearpig seen "around the trees" at Quirindi High School in Quirindi, NSW Australia. He isn't picking fruit. He's hunting fresh meat.
manbearpig sighted in Nayarit, Mexico. ¡Evacuar! ¡Ahora!
manbearpig eats Youngstown, Ohio. Survivors unlikely.
manbearpig spotted underwater in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
manbearpig kills Japanese tourists at Castle Neuschwanstein, Guenzach, Germany. Have I mentioned that flash photography tends to provokes manbearpig? I probably should have mentioned that earlier.
manbearpig claims the Gateway Arch in St Louis, MO for his own.
manbearpig spotted in Barcelona, Spain making asinine comments about the Columbus statue pointing at the Mediterranean instead of pointing West.
manbearpig invades the Medford Projects in Medford, Massachussetts.
manbearpig engages in a viking-like rape and pillaging in Lahti, Finland!
Ryan in Rapid City, South Dakota engages manbearpig. Will someone please pick up his bloodied body?
manbearpig throws children in Ocoee, Flordia. Only a savage plays with his food.
manbearpig seen in the Loch Ness bar in New Richmond, Wisconsin. Stay sober enough to determine it is a human or a manbearpig you are taking home!
manbearpig goes to a baseball game! several dead!
manbearpig attmpts to end geography as we know it in Grafton, Wisconsin!
manbearpig violates Wellston High School in Wellston, Ohio
manbearpig terrorizes Islamabad!
manbearpig crosses channel! Oxfordshire, UK doomed!
manbearpig savages school in Salem, Connecticut.
manbearpig commits canineicide in Portland, Oregon! the tragic story
manbearpig hunts in Ontario, Canada! Anyone near Napanee and Kingston : please evacuate in an orderly manner.
manbearpig attacks Belgium! Local waffle farmers are in despair!
manbearpig runs amok in Pittsfield, Maine!
manbearpig spotted in Grand Junction, Colorado.
the people of Rockton, Illinois ignore warnings about manbearpig. They'll regret that after manbearpig kills and eats them.
manbearpig found in the forests of Medina Ohio
Cody saved from certain death in Happy Valley, Oregon by the teachings of his super-awesome hero AlGore.
manbearpig claims not to be a menace while menacing Richmond, Virginia.
manbearpig hunting in Monroe school
manbearpig seen again in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys!
manbearpig prepares for open genocidal warfare in York, Pennsylvania!
manbearpig seizes Australia! Rhys sends PROOF that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM is manbearpig/manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Obviously, Kevin Rudd's lip licking is a sign that he is slave to his manbearpig savagery as he hungers and yearns for the taste of warm, moist, bloody flesh.
manbearpig in Crystal Lake, Illinois! Soon to be known as Blood Lake!
manbearpig in Shoals, Indiana : a soon to be ghost town!
manbearpig in Rockford, Illinois. Evidence the Pentagon is part of a vast pro-manbearpig conspiracy!
manbearpig in New Zealand eating sheep! This is the beginning of the end of the ovine species, people!
manbearpig kills at Park School in Pikesville, Maryland! Chuck nearly killed!
manbearpig managing a K-Mart in Alice Springs, Australia!
manbearpig stalks in Hunt Valley, Maryland!
Edward R. a rotting corpse in Northern Territory, Australia!
manbearpig kills Canuck! Canada doomed!
manbearpig infiltrates Mountain State Academy. A generation to be lost in mindless propaganda! (the bad kind of propaganda)
manbearpig sighted in Yoakum, Texas near a school! Won't someone think of the children!
manbearpig sighted in Thompson, Connecticut
manbearpig sighted in Minonk, Illinois
manbearpig sighted in South Park, Colorado
manbearpig's track sighted in Nevada
manbearpig sighted in France