Current manbearpig threat level : ORANGE (Danger near!)

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• manbearpig doing... something in Jacksonville, Flordia.
• John notes that "Manbearpig and super Devil have infiltrated the navy and are causing shenanigans" at Naval Air Station, Whidbey island, Washington. Shenanigans!
• manbearpig seen lurking in Columbus, Ohio. Billie Rae barely escapes.
• manbearpig seen "around the trees" at Quirindi High School in Quirindi, NSW Australia. He isn't picking fruit. He's hunting fresh meat.
• manbearpig sighted in Nayarit, Mexico. ¡Evacuar! ¡Ahora!
• manbearpig eats Youngstown, Ohio. Survivors unlikely.
• manbearpig spotted underwater in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
• manbearpig kills Japanese tourists at Castle Neuschwanstein, Guenzach, Germany. Have I mentioned that flash photography tends to provokes manbearpig? I probably should have mentioned that earlier.
• manbearpig claims the Gateway Arch in St Louis, MO for his own.
• manbearpig spotted in Barcelona, Spain making asinine comments about the Columbus statue pointing at the Mediterranean instead of pointing West.
• manbearpig invades the Medford Projects in Medford, Massachussetts.
• manbearpig engages in a viking-like rape and pillaging in Lahti, Finland!
• Ryan in Rapid City, South Dakota engages manbearpig. Will someone please pick up his bloodied body?
• manbearpig throws children in Ocoee, Flordia. Only a savage plays with his food.
• manbearpig seen in the Loch Ness bar in New Richmond, Wisconsin. Stay sober enough to determine it is a human or a manbearpig you are taking home!
• manbearpig goes to a baseball game! several dead!
• manbearpig attmpts to end geography as we know it in Grafton, WI!
• manbearpig violates Wellston High School in Wellston, Ohio
• manbearpig terrorizes Islamabad!
• manbearpig crosses channel! Oxfordshire, UK doomed!
• manbearpig savages school in Salem, CT.
• manbearpig commits canineicide in Portland, OR! the tragic story
• manbearpig hunts in Ontario, Canada! Anyone near Napanee and Kingston : please evacuate in an orderly manner.
• manbearpig attacks Belgium! Local waffle farmers are in despair!
• manbearpig runs amok in Pittsfield, Maine!
• manbearpig spotted in Grand Junction, CO.
• the people of Rockton, IL ignore warnings about manbearpig. They'll regret that after manbearpig kills and eats them.
• manbearpig found in the forests of Medina Ohio
• Cody saved from certain death in Happy Valley, Oregon by the teachings of his super-awesome hero AlGore.
• manbearpig claims not to be a menace while menacing Richmond,VA.
• manbearpig hunting in Monroe school
• manbearpig seen again in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys!
• manbearpig prepares for open genocidal warfare in York, Pennsylvania!
• manbearpig seizes Australia! Rhys sends PROOF that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM is manbearpig/manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Obviously, Kevin Rudd's lip licking is a sign that he is slave to his manbearpig savagery as he hungers and yearns for the taste of warm, moist, bloody flesh.
• manbearpig in Crystal Lake, Illinois! Soon to be known as Blood Lake!
• manbearpig in Shoals, Indiana : a soon to be ghost town!
• manbearpig in Rockford, IL. Evidence the Pentagon is part of a vast pro-manbearpig conspiracy!
• manbearpig in New Zealand eating sheep! This is the beginning of the end of the ovine species, people!
• manbearpig kills at Park School in Pikesville, Maryland! Chuck nearly killed!
• manbearpig managing a K-Mart in Alice Springs, Australia!
• manbearpig stalks in Hunt Valley, Maryland!
• Edward R. a rotting corpse in Northern Territory, Australia!
• manbearpig kills Canuck! Canada doomed!
• manbearpig infiltrates Mountain State Academy. A generation to be lost in mindless propaganda! (the bad kind of propaganda)
• manbearpig sighted in Yoakum, Texas near a school! Won't someone think of the children!
• manbearpig sighted in Thompson, Connecticut
• manbearpig sighted in Minonk, Illinois
• manbearpig sighted in South Park, Colorado
• manbearpig's track sighted in Nevada
• manbearpig sighted in France

What is manbearpig.net

manbearpig.net was founded by me, AlGore, to use the power of teh internets to track the abomination that is manbearpig and the impending manbearpig apocalypse. Using the internets I, my friends, and thousands of people can collaborate, share data and work together to stop manbearpig. Currently all my friends and acquaintances are apparently having email troubles so right now it is just me.

manbearpig warning

Warning! If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial.

Have you seen the manbearpig?

If seen do not approach! Call AlGore at once! AlGore will personally rush to the scene, investigate, and save your life and the lives of your pets from the manbearpig and then AlGore will be hero of the worlds.

Things you need to know

mouth breathing is a proven technique to prevent manbearpig attacks. The sound of mouth breathing can confuse the manbearpig's radar-like echolocation system. Serial. Has manbearpig ever attacked Ben Affleck? No! Case closed.